avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows
slayground:
My favorite hobby is coming up with lies as to why I can’t hang out with people
I hate being alone. I hate waking up alone. I hate waking up with strangers. I hate my empty rented house on my dangerous winding street full of rednecks that can’t wait for an earthquake to kill me because I had a party once. I hate not having feelings. I hate having too many. I hate not being able to express them, I hate the way I express them, I hate people’s reactions to my expression of them. I hate people trying to cheer me up, I hate people casting me adrift, I hate being alone.
- Dan Harmon (via stephentiberiuscolbert)
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
